Monday, 9 November 2009
Drive-By Abuser iPhone App? looks like it an’ all
Thinking about buying an iPhone App? yeah looks like it ’an all! welcome to the official iPhone App of the Drive-By Abuser, yeah? With 43 ball breaking audio clips from everyone’s favourite animated man on a scooter, it’s the perfect way to lift the spirits of any occasion. That wedding getting everyone down? Cheer people up with a blast of “It’s all a load of bollocks innit!” Dreading that meeting with your wife and children? Just press ‘See Ya Around Yeah!’. Driving past a village flowerbed? Press ‘Village Flowerbed is it?’ and leg it before the vicar declares you a public menace. Sample clips include the classic ‘Mate! Oi Mate!!’, the unforgettable ‘You’re stuck in a rut!’ and the highly versatile ‘Baking a French stick are ya?’ It’s also got that one about Baron Lord Dave Fontleroy. Play it through your phone or, better still, plug it into the car stereo and frighten bystanders as you’re waiting at the traffic lights. Good luck to you yeah! I wouldn't have the fucking nerve!! Get your hands on it here.