Monday, 9 November 2009

Drive-By Abuser iPhone App? looks like it an’ all


Thinking about buying an iPhone App? yeah looks like it ’an all! welcome to the official iPhone App of the Drive-By Abuser, yeah? With 43 ball breaking audio clips from everyone’s favourite animated man on a scooter, it’s the perfect way to lift the spirits of any occasion. That wedding getting everyone down? Cheer people up with a blast of “It’s all a load of bollocks innit!” Dreading that meeting with your wife and children? Just press ‘See Ya Around Yeah!’. Driving past a village flowerbed? Press ‘Village Flowerbed is it?’ and leg it before the vicar declares you a public menace. Sample clips include the classic ‘Mate! Oi Mate!!’, the unforgettable ‘You’re stuck in a rut!’ and the highly versatile ‘Baking a French stick are ya?’ It’s also got that one about Baron Lord Dave Fontleroy. Play it through your phone or, better still, plug it into the car stereo and frighten bystanders as you’re waiting at the traffic lights. Good luck to you yeah! I wouldn't have the fucking nerve!! Get your hands on it here.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

just when i thought gettin an iphone was the single worst mistake of 2009, signing up to media driven hypage of a mass produced, flawed symbol of commercialism, along comes this application. i just hope it's a REAL application cos then my iphone may just survive and not be sold on ebay for a fricking vast profit...

fartwinkle said...

Brilliant, yeah? Wanna pull your socks up and get on with Toss Series 3.

Chaos labs, yeah? Not fucking bad.

Leyton jay said...

Nice one yeah. iPhone app? Fucking looks like it an'all.

When's series 3 gonna be out?

Poggs said...

What about those of us without an iPhone - for example, an Android phone?

Amie said...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you make the drive by abuser app for the android market?!?!?! I don't want it - I NEED IT!

Thank you yeahhhhhh!

Localmanmark said...

Exclusive the iPhones? F&%king looks like it?

Where is the Android App. Go on! You know you want too.

Pitk said...

Drive-by Abuser MUST comment on Facebook, yeah?!

Pitk said...

...and I mean the Pocket Shouter!

Anonymous said...

Where has this app gone? need it, but can't find it!